Ah, Morning Breakfast at Walmart

I seem to have gotten up before anyone else so I sat up on the rooftop in my tent this chilly morning, curled up in my blanket waiting for Shadow or Paul to get up.  Didn't have to wait long, Paul ended up having to wake up to take a piss.  Kinda interesting, he went straight to the edge of the roof and started letting a golden rain shower the zombies like some strange and twisted erotic film involving urine, either that or one priest one nun or 2 girls 1 cup, either way it looks just like it and it's funnier than hell.  Almost as funny as that ginger I saw last night pissing his pants running from zombies, but that's another story regardless of the fact that it made me laugh pretty fucking hard.

Paul noticed I was up after taking his morning piss break and asked me, "What's for breakfast?"  Simply told him that we're going to have McDonalds, just like I had planned last night.  We looked off the rooftop to the front doors, apparently still holding up.  Thankfully even though they're learning, they're still pretty damn stupid, so it's gotta be safe.  I'd still prefer someone with a gun of some sort.  Paul woke Shadow up to have as reinforcement in case any zombies did manage to break into our little home.

We headed straight for McDonalds.  I turned on that damnable oven and the grills, setting everything according to the training manual I read before.  God I love photographic memories.  Started up the fryers too, afterall, those chicken nuggets are fucking awesome.

Not going to go in much detail about it, who hasn't sucked the clown cock in life?  Made ourselves those biscuits and mcgriddles I was talking about last night in my last post and promised I would make Nuggets and McChicken patties (since they're just a giant fucking chicken nugget).  Then made sausages making a huge pile of these little guys, damn they're so delicious.

Biscuits were done, popped them fuckers out and popped in the pan of apple pies and saved a few back as just frozen pies, passing a pie each to Shadow and Paul to munch on.  It was much like eating ice cream honestly, very tasty.  In fact ... grabbed 3 more frozen pies for us to munch on.  Then promptly, put the sausages and cheese in between the biscuits, wrapping each of them just like they did at McDonalds before all hell broke loose.  Made us a really huge bag of these guys with all the biscuits and sausages used and then DING, yay, hot apple pies.

Set those fuckers to cool for a few minutes before using the white grill spatula to take them off the hot baking pan and into their little boxes.  Just let that stay as is without the bag, just the box and left them all on the countertops along with the bag of sausage biscuits.  Telling the other two to eat up and enjoy.  Shadow promply obliged, as did Paul, tearing into it like gangbusters.  I grabbed two biscuits for myself to munch on and surprisingly it still tasted pretty damn fresh.  Gotta love the fast food industry and all their frozen shit.