Bathroom Break Time

I realized that for those who are still survivors horded somewhere in a stronghold, you're obviously not quite ready to really live in the outside with the outbreak of the zombie fiends of fucking death and hell, which means you have no idea how we really use the restroom. I never really thought about it, but you know we have to piss and bomb for bugs too just like everyone else. We're real living people with real needs, including bodily waste disposal.

When we're on the road and there's no restroom in sight, we generally just whip our cocks out and just piss out the moving vehicle. Typically speaking that is. We do stop from time to time, especially when we have hardly any zombies or no zombies nearby so we can step outside the truck and take a piss.

But what about taking a shit you ask? This is common, we do carry toilet paper on us. We either squat somewhere and shit, wipe our asses and leave our waste and used toilet paper on the ground. We stray away from restrooms entirely, they're seen as death traps. Once you're in the restroom, even if you lock the door, you don't know what's on the outside.

If you've got to take a piss or crap somewhere, do so outside. It may seem embarrassing that others can see you go to the bathroom, but at least these others can protect you while you're wiping your ass with shit paper or while you're vulnerable with your cock out.