Mommy!

I know I'm quite the momma's boy, but I love my mother to death, I can't help it.  The whole reason I dragged our asses to Jacksonville, Florida was to find my mother.  We drove to her house, but unfortunately her windows were broken and front door was wide open as well.  Things don't look good.  I don't think my mother is alive anymore.  She's probably out amongst the living dead now.  Poor mom.

How dare these butt fuckers fuck with my mother!  HOW FUCKING DARE THEY FUCK WITH MY GOD DAMNED MOTHER!  I cannot take this, I will not accept it, my mom has to be alive somewhere, she's too much of a strong cookie to not survive.  But I swear to god if I see my mother as a zombie, I'm going to tally flip the fuck out and kill everything in sight, it will not be a good day to be the living dead if they did this cuz I will fuck them up.  This limp wrist here.  It can do a nice little magic trick and turn into a fucking fist.  I will beat these cock suckers with my bare fucking hands.  Imma kill these mother fuckers.  See I got this butchers knife and I'll knock these fuckers out and castrate these mother fuckers and force feed them their dead dicks!  TRY EATING WHEN YOUR CHOKING ON YOUR OWN COCK THOSE FUDGE PACKING MOTHER FUCKING, DICK EATING, FART SNIFFING, QUEER, GIANT TITTY CANCER INFESTED FUCKING ASS MUNCHERS!

We'll leave Florida, our next stop will end up being somewhere in Mississippi.  Don't know really if Shadow will continue traveling alongside with us or if he'll break off onto his own at any time, but that's entirely his decision.

Damn this sucks.  Mom, where are you?  I miss you.  I love you.  Please mom, be ok, be alive, be well.