Paul and the ZPCI

Paul finally broke and answered the unanswered questions we were speculating before.  The ZPCI do indeed stand for Zombie Pest Control Institute and they have ran into situations much like this before.  They watch from an alternative dimension, just this case of zombie outbreak broke out too fast to be contained and broke out most likely before anyone realized it, and when it was finally realized, it was already too late.  Apparently the American Institute of Aging Research was a subsection of the United States military and the infection is caused by a bacteria found in the world's rain forests creating zombified insects that continue on living for a while after death, liquefied organs, etc, the whole works.

While down in the store earlier this morning to cook breakfast at McDonalds, I saw one of these ZPCI goons vanishing into one of their whitish portals.  At least I know now that it is indeed safe to cross through them, but they should be able to close them after they enter.  It's almost like they're baiting me to enter one of them.

Paul states that they probably are encouraging me to enter by leaving them open like that, stating the portals usually close relatively quickly but they can set them to remain open longer.  Though Paul has also notified me not to go through, it would be extremely bad and that they'd perform experiments on me or some stupid shit.  I think I'll take his advice and not try it.

I've also got word from my mother, she found this blog.  She and the rest of my family are with Lawanda in Booger Holler, Arkansas and they're surviving rather well it seems, must be all the gators out there.  I know Kenny sure loves his pink and can only imagine Kenny going all out pink warrior on these zombies.  It's a bit of a funny thought.  Booger Holler, Arkansas will definitely be my personal next destination when we're ready to leave this Walmart.  I'm going to get a few gifts for my good friend Kenny as well as for my mother and brothers.  Grab a couple computers and some DVD's for Moriancumer of the Anime variety, a DVD Player and a laptop.  For Gary, he'll get a few DVD's, a Laptop and a couple iPhones for the hell of it.  Mom will get a laptop, an iPhone and everyone's getting clothes.  Kenny's obviously got dibs on anything and everything pink.  I think I'll get my mom a digital camera and a nice video camera to suit as well, I think she'd like that.