Zombie Job Interview

The Shadow had asked Paul if he would be able to help capture one of the living dead. This is going to be hilarious. Of course I'm going with him, I wouldn't miss this for the world. Ash, one of The Shadow's party within the confines of this god damned church full of idiots lacking Kindergarten education, he's just coming with us, let's leave it at that. I don't care if he's voluntary or not, one way or another, I need bait and I'm not playing bait myself.

With a little assistance of one of my dirty socks and just a tiny bit of rope to tie Ash's hands and feet once we're outside the view of the others, we're ready to go with our fishing bait. God I love fishing. Not that we're capturing an already a zombie zombie, no, it's like playing with Play Doh. I get great joy in knowing I helped someone reach eternal life. Afterall, the only worthwhile eternal life as an after life is when you're actually in the after life, just reanimated, am I right?

We didn't go outside ourselves, we just popped the dumbass's ... ass outside still tied up. We have enough rope leeway in order drag him back inside and Paul has enough ammo in his sex toys to get rid of any zombie that may come through the door when we drag the corpse back inside. Thus we did.

We brought in the body that used to be Ash back inside the building, Paul only had to only shoot a few zombies. Lo and behold, the corpse of Ash reanimated rather quickly. We know for certain that once you're dead from being bitten, you reanimate within a few minutes, didn't take long at all. He also seemed intelligent enough to speak. Great, we now have our zombie. We asked if he was fine, and he muttered something incoherent. I think he said something along the lines of that he wanted a cheeseburger, or he was cussing us out and pissed that we used him as bait, one way or another, it's certain that I think I want a chicken sandwhich. Where the hell can I find a McDonalds around this dump dive.... FUCK!

We bring forth the new zombiefied Ash to Shadow as he's already bound in rope pretty damn well. Needless to say I removed my dirty sock from his mouth before bringing him out. We now have the opportunity to interview said zombie for his job interview of getting his ass kicked. Paul will at least have something for target practice. Damn I need a McChicken Sandwhich.